50 Comments

  1. jacob andrews on September 15, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Man you are outrageously funny!! So relateable!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ‘



  2. senselocke on September 15, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Gotta admit, Mr Burton: Usually I quietly chuckle or just smile through comedy shows. But you had me actually *cackling* in this and several other videos. You’re great!



  3. Chenai Sabeta-Boadi on September 15, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    You’re like a sibling.



  4. Amanda'stakeonit on September 15, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Absolutely agree about people being so loud especially while on the phone. I hate it at restaurants…everywhere. Attention seeking hits desperation level! Major pet peeve!!



  5. Julie Sunshine on September 15, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    I actually had that confrontation



  6. god-aw on September 15, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Somebody gave me "the look" while i was watching this video in the doctors office..



  7. gorilla glue on September 15, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    Just bring Steve Hofstetter with you to every show. Problem solved.



  8. Mafaman on September 15, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    I guess Robert Patrick does stand up now.



  9. David Vidal-Hall on September 15, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Played at 0.75 speed it sounds like regular speech



  10. A Ben Allal on September 15, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Veeerrrryyyy goooood



  11. bea bea on September 15, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    This was FUNNY!πŸ˜‚



  12. Lindalee Law on September 15, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    The Wal-Mart Theory. You find thee space, and there are open ones all around. Walmartian MUST park next to you.



  13. Nene J. Phillips on September 15, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Literally was at the doctor’s office & a lady was having a (loud) conversation with her man about being sure she wanted marry him. Funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed.



  14. Maddie Collum on September 15, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    He sounds like the guy that voices Spongebob and I love that



  15. PT HoPPeR4 the Gamer on September 15, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Use a cellular blocker ends the promblem



  16. Ashley Williams on September 15, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    I love him! He is so funny!



  17. E Dlp on September 15, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    0:35 totally true. My neighbor does that all the time. He screams like the cellphone does not have a microphone and it scares me because it seems that he is angry specially that he does not speak english so i cannot understand a word he is saying.



  18. Delta, Milo, and the Ginger on September 15, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    I can’t stand when people don’t silence their ringer if their phone goes off. A guy was in a meeting with us and his phone went off. He had to answer it… Okay, cool. It doesn’t need to go off the entire time you’re walking out of the room πŸ™„πŸ™„



  19. Milan Tique on September 15, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    How to make women go away at the gym? Easiest trick in the book. Hit on them. They hate it lol



  20. johnny llooddte on September 15, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    ok that was funny



  21. DJ Deckard Cain on September 15, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Mike is my inner voice…lmao.



  22. onpsxmember on September 15, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    Mike…something with a collar would be nice.



  23. Jessica Zill on September 15, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    What’s wrong with being on the phone in the Drs office? The sign that says thou shalt not make noise. Other library in progress.



  24. Netitia on September 15, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    I like him



  25. JanCarol11 on September 15, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    I’m hearing impaired. Most "smart phones" have gadgets, apps, and tricks that they do – but crap sound. Crap sound is – crap sound. I want to hear a phone before I buy it…which – doesn’t really happen in my world. Hence – when hubby (also hearing impaired) talks into his phone, just give up on thinking until he’s done.



  26. al videos on September 15, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    Triggered



  27. Wendi Watson on September 15, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    "give the look first"



  28. Nida Lloyd on September 15, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    People who talk with their phones on speaker in public! 😑



  29. MrGamerman001 on September 15, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    When is this guy gonna crack some vladimir putin impressions out? He has to be aware of the similarity in looks.



  30. Thomas on September 15, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    He looks like Chandler from Friends and Sen. Ted Cruz had a baby.



  31. Bebe Queen on September 15, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Go away Go away!!!! Bahahahahha



  32. MsNovazz on September 15, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    Those face expressions killed me!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



  33. Ms. Fortunate on September 15, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    I tried to think of something when he was counting out of order and I could not stay focus. He is hilarious.



  34. Erikas Savickas on September 15, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    He must be single..



  35. Wendi Watson on September 15, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    🀣



  36. Taylor rolyaT on September 15, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    This guy is hilarious crying laughing hilarious, gotta watch the whole thing



  37. Julio Jones on September 15, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Nothing worse than a speaker phone talker as if we gaf what the person on the other lines saying



  38. Niki M on September 15, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    Omg, you were so right about those annoying people (unfortunately mostly women) on their cell phones. Technology is really not for everyone.



  39. Michael Hartman on September 15, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    I hate cellphone drivers. Woman flies into a parking space missing me by a foot. I look to see if there are tire treads on my shoes. She is on a stupid cellphone oblivious that I exist. A split second difference… After waiting for six minutes to make a left, I get my chance then this woman starts creeping into the intersection while talking on a cellphone with no idea she’s moving.



  40. Billy Hall on September 15, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    3:40 literally–LITERALLY–made me lose my breath!



  41. The Canadian Dragon on September 15, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    I changed my mind This guy pretty good



  42. Arlene Taylor on September 15, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    My biggest pet peeve with phones are the ones who talk on the phone while on a toilet. Seriously, people?



  43. Jo v. Z. on September 15, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    can someone please explain what’s rude about phone calls in public?



  44. Pb 207.2 on September 15, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    It’s amazing that an experience so annoying can be so funny…when it happens to someone else.



  45. Erin Rose on September 15, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    in interracial family ad came on before this



  46. Mary Hernandez on September 15, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    πŸ˜„



  47. G G on September 15, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Lol. White men.



  48. JustMe215 on September 15, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Omg I do cashiering and I HAAATE it when a customer comes up to pay and they’re on their phones the whole time, even more when they can’t be bothered to acknowledge me with a "hi" or at least a "thank you" at the end



  49. Mark T. on September 15, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    One…two…eleventy…



  50. graceoverall on September 15, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    I have the same issue with cell phones in public. Can’t STAND it!!!!